Episode Five, Flashback

Although they are best friends these days, the pompom and the beagle weren't always chummy. Let's use the ever-so-important soap opera "flashback" storytelling device to return to their original meeting:

It was a cold, snowy night two days before Christmas 2006. Millie had just jetted in from the Big Apple, where she had been living the sweet life on Manhattan's Upper East Side. When she saw Buckley, her cute brown eyes widened with excitement. She leapt forward and lunged at Buckley's face. The beagle, shocked by this display and none-too-thrilled by her overly energetic new house guest, retreated into the corner. The holiday atmosphere did little to thaw the chill between the two dogs.

The new year brought new perspective. Though supervised visits, Millie and Buckley began to bond. Now in Boston, they are rarely apart. Each morning, the beagle awakens to find Millie diligently washing her face. They share toys, a bed and--as long as Millie stays away from Buckley's food-- everything else as well. They are sisters and truly are two of a kind.

Episode Three, Hair Trauma

I have to confess: I have been a bad mother to Millie.  My pom-pom pooch requires daily grooming and brushing to maintain her fabulous pomeranian fluff. I have been shirking on my hair-brushing duties-- and as a result, discovered two dreadlocks behind Millie's ears! No amount of brushing or detangling could defeat this fiercely-woven fur. And so... I was forced to take extreme measures and cut the dreadful locks from Millie's head. She is sadly oblivious to the little bald spots behind each ear. Thankfully, Sasha doesn't seem to mind and loves her all the same. Any advice for unruly dog hair?

Dogs of My Life, Pilot Episode

My self-professed weakness for gossip magazines cannot compare to the dog drama that runs rampant on my Boylston Street block. Who needs US Weekly and In Touch when I've got Dogs of Our Lives on demand each evening? Let me introduce the nightly featured cast:

Millie, my pomeranian: the sassy star of this doggie soap. An undeniable diva, Millie is perpetually performing and constantly seeks to be the center of attention. 

Buckley, my boyfriend Spencer's beagle: Millie's best friend and constant companion. Lady Bucklesworth, as she prefers to be called, lives for two things: food (any kind will do) and the human connection. She is fiercely loyal to her master.

Sasha, the shih tzu who lives downstairs: Millie's boyfriend. They have been having relationship problems as of late and haven't been playing well together, which has driven Sasha to drink.

Dodger, a beagle and good friend to Millie and Buckley: Dodger is the elderly wise man. He has weathered many storms and provides a wealth of information to all he encounters. An avid sports fan, Dodger is a Red Sox mascot and Fenway Park's canine celebrity. He's on hiatus for the moment, but look for him in the Boston.com commericals!

So there you have it. Welcome to the Dogs of My Life.